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Why Your Burger May Not Always Look Like The Advert

Burger King is facing a US lawsuit over images of its Whoppers, but advertisers are allowed to exaggerate. Read more

Los Alamos Finishes Installing Crossroads Super To Test Nukes Without A Big Bang

Memory-optimized beast prioritizes weapon-sim perf over flashy FLOPS figs After months of work unpacking, installing, a... Read more

Will Post-Brexit Food Checks Ever Happen?

The UK government this week delayed changes to arrangements for EU food imports for the fifth time. Read more

Rapidus Ramps As Construction Begins On 2nm Wafer Fab

Japanese foundry startup also shipping engineers off to US to study IBM chip tech Japan's Rapidus broke ground on its I... Read more

Right To Repair Advocates Have A New Opponent: Scientologists

Can't have you finding the ghosts in those E-meter machines, now can we? Right to repair advocates have made significan... Read more

Demand For Datacenter Capacity In Europe Sees Busiest Q2 Ever

'Pre-leasing' also on the up as customers try to grab space in bit barns as they're being built The global economy migh... Read more

I'll See Your Data Loss And Raise You A Security Policy Violation

Engineer trumped angry user by pointing to the rulebook On Call  With the weekend looming, The Register once again bri... Read more

India, China Pump Up The Patriotism To Celebrate Local Hardware Manufacturing Wins

Huawei's mystery smartphone excites, as top laptop-makers reportedly sign up to make in India India and China are both ... Read more

Intel Shows Off 8-core, 528-thread Processor With 1TB/s Of Co-packaged Optics

'Embarrassingly parallel' protoype baked for DARPA to play Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon at massive scale Hot Chips  Inte... Read more

Now Middle East Nations Banned From Getting Top-end Nvidia AI Chips

While ASML says it can keep selling DUV kit to China through 2023 You can add parts of the Middle East to the list of r... Read more

Twitter Says It May Harvest Biometric, Employment Data From Users, Per Privacy Policy

Not so much X gon' give it to you, you gonna give it to X As August and summer in the northern hemisphere draw to a clo... Read more

The Pentagon Has The Worst IT Helpdesk In The US Govt

DoD is dead last for tech support, equipment, communication, and function, say staff When it comes to US government emp... Read more

Snowflake Explains That Instacart's Bills Aren't Melting – It's Called 'optimization'

Everybody chill, we're still in the cart Data cloud vendor Snowflake has felt the need to publish a clarification follo... Read more

UBS To Cut 3,000 Jobs After Credit Suisse Takeover

The Swiss bank reports bumper profits following the rescue of its rival but staff face redundancies. Read more

We All Scream For Ice Cream – So Why Are McDonald's Machines Always Broken?

iFixit takes aim at the John-Deere-for-frozen-milk situation Having won victories for iPhone and tractor owners alike, ... Read more