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There's Only One Cure For Passive-aggressive Space Invader Bosses, And That's More Passive Aggression
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For when a terse email just won't do Who, Me? Passive aggression lurks in today's tale from the Who, Me? archives, re... Read more
Pulling Down A Partition Or Knocking Through A Door Does Not Necessarily Make For A Properly Connected Workspace
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I don't care about your problems, it works fine here Who, Me? Although a little late for Halloween, today's entry int... Read more
Orders Wrong, Resellers Receiving Wrong Items? Must Be A Programming Error And Certainly Not A Rushing Techie
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Some of those punch cards may still be lying at the bottom of a lift shaft Who, Me? Punch cards are the order of the ... Read more
[NSFW] What Do You Mean You Gave The Boss THAT Version Of The Report? Oh, ****ing ****balls
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Say what you mean NSFW Who, Me? Ever written that angry email and accidentally hit send instead of delete? Take a tri... Read more
I Would Drive 100 Miles And I Would Drive 100 More Just To Be The Man That Drove 200 Miles To... Hit The Enter Key
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When a server crash became a motorway dash Who, Me? The best laid plans of mice or Register readers can founder on th... Read more
A Practical Demonstration Of The Difference Between 'resilient' And 'redundant'
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Bump and grind in the server racks Who, Me? Monday is upon us, and with it comes a cautionary tale of how one Registe... Read more
Scalpel! Superglue! This Mouse Won't Fix Its Own Ball
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Desk detritus baffles even the brainiest of boffins Who, Me? Hurrah! A fresh week awaits! Who knows what delights lur... Read more
Electrocution? All Part Of The Service, Sir!
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Going out with a bang Who, Me? The weekend is over and that means time for a nice biscuit, a hot beverage, and anothe... Read more
Undebug My Heart: Using Cisco's IOS To Take Down Capitalism – Accidentally
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Two little letters is all it takes Who, Me? Welcome to another edition of Who, Me? where this week a typo manages to ... Read more
Hmmmmm, How To Cool That Overheating CPU, If Only There Was A Solution...
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Garden hose + handy tap = bad times Who, Me? Feeling the burn? Stress getting to you? Today's edition of Who, Me? con... Read more
Do You Come From A Land Down Under? Where Diesel's Low And Techies Blunder
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UPS = Uninterruptable Pager Spying Who, Me? We go Down Under for today's Who, Me? with a slightly NSFW tale of an inc... Read more
Big Red Buttons And Very Bad Language: A Primer For Life In The IT World
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Guess what I learned at school today, Mummy! Who, Me? Blue flashes and blue language await in this week's Who, Me? wh... Read more
The Future Is Now, Old Man: Let The Young Guns Show How To Properly Cock Things Up
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Phoning it in? Who, Me? We straddle the worlds of IT and telephony in this week's episode of Who, Me? where a reader ... Read more
Terminal Trickery, Or How To Improve A Novel Immeasurably
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When contractors go bored: Stuffing the timesheet with shenanigans Who, Me? Start your week the right way, with a Who... Read more
Don't Cross The Team Tasked With Policing The Surfing Habits Of California's Teens
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You don't get me, I'm part of the union Who, Me? Bid farewell to the weekend with a tale of surfing snoopage and auto... Read more
Quality Control, Soviet Style: Here's Another Fine Message You've Gotten Me Into
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Moscow. 1978. It always feels like... somebody's watching me Who, Me? We return to the Cold War in today's Who, Me? S... Read more
Why Yes, I'll Take That Commendation For Fixing The Thing I Broke
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Behold, the amazing bullsh*tting man Who, Me? Today's edition of Who, Me? is a sorry tale of credit where it most cer... Read more
Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Enjoy A Beer: Beware The Downloaded Patch Applied In Haste
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Let us tell you a tale of the Mailman's Apprentice Who, Me? The weekend is over and Monday is here. Celebrate your IT... Read more